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Script from Sunday’s sketch as performed by Susan and Richard: Salesman enters, talking to audience with smug, patronising delivery as in an advert. Salesman “Hi, I’m Malachi, here to bring you hope. Is your offering a bit dirty? Are your sons of Levi looking grey?” Housewife enters holding a pair of jeans. Housewife “I’ve tried everything, but my Levis still come out with dirt on them.” . . . → Read More: Fuller’s fire – sketch based on Malachi 3.1-4